"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."
— Yara Bashraheel (via versteur)
(Source: yarotica, via shesbackintheatmosphere)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(Source: estpolis, via cats--and--collarbones)
"But when we reach womanhood and gain some understanding, we are thrust out and sold away from our ancestral gods and our parents. Some go to live with strangers, some with foreigners, some go to joyless homes, some to unfriendly ones. And all these things, once a single night has yoked us to our husbands, we are obliged to praise, and consider a happy outcome."
— Sophocles (frag. 524, Nauck)
im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG YOU WANKSTAIN
It doesn’t have to be a snowman